Hello life alert?
The whole doctor who fandom has fallen and can’t get up
Please send help as quickly as you can
(via warpsbyherself)
I’m from Louisiana. I’ll vouch for this.
Lol
Pretty much how it works down here.
(via sumofabeach)
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:
this concept always amazes me
are you implying i wouldn’t eat your dog
I personally wouldn’t like to eat dog because they have been bred for thousands of years to be our companions and that just doesn’t sit right to me.
Everything else is fair game.
(and I gotta admit, I’ve always wondered what human tastes like, ngl)
OK, I am the boy who had a pet cow when he was little. Actually a Brahma calf. I bottlefed that little guy. I walked him and hugged him and took care of him. He got sick and died (this was not entirely unexpected, as he had a bad entry into this world). That night we went out for dinner. I ordered a hamburger.
ELL OH FUCKIN ELL!
(via sumofabeach)
Reblog if you’ve ever smelled a book. My mom thinks I’m crazy.
(via ladyyatexel)
Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.
I tried to ignore this post but dammit, I just couldn’t do it.
Thank you internet. I needed this.
(via tereshkova2001)
YOU’VE WON THE ENTIRE INTERNET!
DANCE! THOR DANCE!
CHECK OUT HIS SWEET ASGARDIAN DANCE MOVES
/me dies.
/me is ded.
(via knottahooker)
I WENT TO THE CAFE DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THERE CELEBRATING THIS LIZARDS BIRTHDAY
HE HAS A LITTLE PARTY HAT
My kind of people.
That is a handsome iguana and I hope he got a lovely cake made of spinach and edible flowers.
Good Stitch, best alien.
stitch knows when to let lilo go when her mother is involved
A good friend knows when to hold you back.
A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.
And THE best friend knows when to whip out the camera.
(via anaraine)
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
(via queersuperteens)
#i will never get over tony’s body jolt and blink when she says ‘he’s thirteen.’
Gotta love someone who can just deadpan back at you like that. Even if she did turn out to be the not-so-good-‘guy’.
(via seananmcguire)